Ukraine has fought major super-power Russia to a standstill for 3-years and counting. Russian Czar Vladimir Putin must have called King Trump and ordered him to do his job as a Russian plant or stand there quietly as the world watches the Czar's personal collection of videos. That is a sure fire way to encourage the people to overthrow the King and not un-similar to the videos themselves, but in a less graphic manner. That must be why our false King went on the attack in the meeting.
Trump and Vance berated President Zelensky in the usual manner of overbearing, loud, obnoxious, and humiliating words and pushy body language. President Zelensky, a gentleman, did not tell King Trump or his consort JD Vance to take all those cards they are holding and shove them up their royal arses. Shame on that, just for the sporting satisfaction we could have all received.
King Trump has demanded the Ukraine pay him back with all their minerals for our support. The meeting, which was scheduled so that Zelensky could sign a bad agreement with a bully, was so egregious that the good President left in embarrassment and did not sign it. Never should he either.
Then today, false King Trump and his top wall-flowering white males ordered the United States to cease all support for Ukraine. If palace walls could talk they'd tell you that our King will soon withdraw all U.S. forces from NATO while aligning our once great country with the "axis of evil", as once described by former President George Bush: Russia, Iran, North Korea. But not China. False King Trump has never seen Shen Yun.
Yesterday, Trump's Lord of War Pete Hegseth, announced that the United States would no longer monitor the comings and goings of Russians with computers. "Hack away Russia on our enemies, you are our dear, dear friend," said Lord Hegseth, according to his bartender. "We suggest you hack our enemies- Canada, Mexico, Europe, and those dirty little Central American countries, like Panama."
Meanwhile the Palace Treasury was informed that False King Trump is going to purchase something mysterious and magical, crypto currency. We are not certain how he can afford this, and still send out 8000 gold coins to each of his subjects.
When deciding on which currencies to purchase, His Royal Highness asked his senior advisor, Royal Regent David Sacks, Minister of Blind Faith, what currency shall the Kingdom own?
"My Liege, I have invested heavily in these three currencies: Ripple, Solana, and Cardano. I breakfast lightly with Ripple, sweet and sensual. I lunch with Solana, delectable fruit so sumptuous, then a romantic dinner with Cardano, passionate and divine." replied the Regent.
After hearing this, false King Trump, jumped up excitedly, "I want my breakfast, lunch , dinner. and then I want more. We will create a Crypto Strategic Reserve. We will enjoy those same commodities whenever we like, invite all three at once. It will be like a beauty pageant in Russia!"
When reminded by a King's aide that this purchase will enrich the Regent as well on his current holdings, creating a Conflict of Interest, false King Trump smiled at the Tass Agency Royal Press and proclaimed, "Here is proof that I am already Making America Great Again by making this very wise, wealthy Regent become even richer."
This was witnessed by the King's diet soda servant, kneeling before the King, with a long straw at the ready, so that the King might drink a diet cola at his leisure.
Meanwhile on the West side of the Castle, Prince Musk issued a "Wall of Receipts" to be read in every public square and pasted to every Community Board. Then he removed the first five line items after the royal press suggested the those items were either not factual or not correctly totaled. Then he adjusted it again and if our sources are correct, he will have to do it again and again. He may not have saved enough wasted gold to pay each subject even 80 gold pieces. One Palace watcher whispered in our ear, "Prince Musk appears to be a very inefficient efficiency expert."
Royal Court News:
A Lesser Royal Judge has ruled that our false King has illegally fired his employed subjects, and then reminded the world that the Federal Marshalls always get their man, with no royal exceptions, possibly setting up a showdown between the Marshalls and the Royal Guard should Court Orders require the Marshalls Service to deliver them, or to arrest a royal for Contempt of Court. Some Court watchers suggested that Timothy Olyphant may be available to assist the courts, if needed. He isn't a real Marshall but he played one on T.V.
That's all for today from around the Kingdom.
- The Castle Reporter
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